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That's right, after many a month I return.

I'm back now though and hopefully here to stay. What? Flash? oh yeah, pah! Got half way through it and lost the lot. After being very pissed off and controlling myself enough to not break my computer into a million pieces, I couldn't be f*cked with flash. I realised I was missing out on much in life and so began my journey...

I would tell you about my adventure to reach inner peace involving many bearded wise people and talking owls. Taking me throughout asia on foot, with just the clothes on my back, beating off tigers with only my bare hands for scraps of food to survive 'til I reached the mountain village of tu nei hsai zo where I learnt much from the shi zhing monks, eventually proving my worth by beheading the golden dragon, using one of it's claws to carve a magical blade which I used to kill their oppressive emperor and thus saving the peasants... But that would just bore you.

Instead... I'm gonna go make lunch... anyone else suddenly want chinese food?